TMI Friday

Firstly I want to thank Foxy 13foxywolf666, Vander VanderCat, and Ardrich Ardrich-Keybus  for participating in my first ever art jam, and if you've missed out, don't worry, I may come up with another art jam in due time, but for now, allow me to present to you,

TMI Friday... and I guess since and have done this, and not wanting to feel left out, guess I need tell you too much information about me in this list of questions!

Stolen from aforementioned bunch of awesome Deviants!

1. What is your true age?
3X like late 3X... and besides a lady never tells her age.. It's rude to ask!

2.Do you have any health problems?
Failing eyesight, short term memory is crap, but on a whole I'm quite fit so it's a blessing!

3.What is one thing you fear?
Losing Max.. I loose him I'll loose any reason to remain in this realm and world.

4.What is your full name?
Heather Michelle K.

5.What is your real gender?
Male
LOLOLOLOLOL kidding kidding!!! Female!

6.Are you hiding something?
Not that I can think of. O.o


Your Life

1. How would you describe your life right now?
A bit uneasy, but otherwise life is good.

3. What is one thing you can't sleep without?
Max my snuggle ratty.

4. Are you creepy?
I can be at times, yes... Why do you ask, and do you liek bananas?

5. Do you collect anything weird?
Nah, I'm dull like that..I don't have anything that could be thought of as interesting in any of my collections.

6. Are you emo?
I can and do get emotional at times, but no I'm not with the Emo crowd.

7. Do you ever cut yourself and why?
By accident yes, never intentional. o.O

8. Ever think of suicide?
Sadly yes at one point.. Right about when Max and I pretty much became the last members of our respective families.. There was a point where both he and I were thinking of doing something stupid like pile into our car, find a nice cliff, and fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars... Right so maybe this question was indeed TMI so I'mma shut up right now....

9. Do you ever cuss and swear?
On occasion yes, and like a sailor scout when drunk... and or that time of the month.. blue ovaries and such.. XDDDDDDDD

Sex Life

1, Do you have any fetishes?
Bondage, Damsels in distress, deep mud - quicksand

2. Have you ever had sex before?
Let's just say that Yuki =/= Cherry!

3. Who do you want to eat out?
The list of animated characters is too vast to list here, but near the top of my lists are Teresa Brisby, Elizabeth Brisby, Jenner, Justin, Tanya Mousekewitz, Bernard, Miss Bianca, okay I'll stop here.

4. Do you masterbate?
Perhaps too much?

5. How often do you participate in intercourse?
Ummmmm... Looks at Max whilst he stares at moi... Nuff said?

6. Ever had oral?
Hai so desu ne!

7. Ever kissed anyone?
Kissing is mandatory before further passionate actions can take place.. Nuff said!

8. What things turn you on?
Smarts, a taut bod, a nice rump on both the guys and the gals, on the gals - boobs, on the guys - muscles, a mischievous personality, openness with feelings.

9. What things turn you off?
General rudeness, holier than thou-ness, just plain stuck up attitudes.

10. Ever fantasize about your crush?
Who hasn't?

Friends and Family

1. Do you honestly love you friends/family?
Most certainly so!

2. Do you have a crush on any of your friends?
Maybe...

3. Do you have a crush on any of your best friends?
Could beeeee.

4. Are you always there for your family when they need you?
Not always but pretty damn close enough!

5. Have you ever been betrayed by a best friend?
Nope, not that I remember?

6. Do you have any family who have no contact with you?
Some. It's difficult to stay in touch with extended families when they're miles and I do mean MIIIIIIIIIIIILES from each other.


Orientations

1. Are you straight?
Pfff nope.

2. Are you bisexual?


3. Are you homosexual?
Not really no, I'm quite literally a Kinsey 3, right smack dab in the middle of things.

4. Are you pansexual?
Mmmm sorry no, that'd mean I'd be open to trans and others and frankly it's the "others" that give me the shivers. O.o Not ALL of them mind you, just a few outright creepy ones.

5. Are you asexual?
Do you really need to ask me this?!

6. Are you transgendered?
Nupe, born a femme staying femme, because I lurvs me femme curves like oh me gurd.. soft girl bits!!

7. Are you queer?
Errrm no.. I thougt I answered that above somewhere?

Your Future Life

1. Will you get married one day?
Am, and ish enjoying it! =3

2. Where do you want to live?
Does the Moon or high orbit count as a plausible answer in the next 20 years maybe?

3. Who do you wanna spend forever with?
Hubby, friends, lovers, and animated characters from both sides of the big pond [Japan und 'Merica]

4. Do you want kids some day?
Would love to! But in the near term future with our financial situation as it is, we can't afford to care for a little ones bare essentials.

5. How would you describe your 'dream mate'?
Let's stick Max, Jenner, Justin, Nicodemus, Disney's Robin Hood, Bernard mouse, Professor Ratigan, King Sombra, Big Mac, Tony Stark, Batou, and Howl and shove them into Doc. Brown's Mr. Fusion machine on the back of the Delorean and bake for an hour, for the male verison.
Let's stick the Brisby girls, Miss Bianca, Miss Kitty, Maid Marian, Princesses Luna and Cadence, Queenie Chrysalis, Molestia, und Motoko Kusanagi, Sophie, Nonononn, Pippin, Miyu-miyu, and Princess Sasami in Mr. Fusion and bake for an hour for the femme version.


6. Where do you wanna have a honeymoon at?
Second honeymoon on the Moon would be awesome!


Your Dreams and You

1. Do you ever write down any of your dreams?
Nah never tired.. Why should I? o.O

2. Do you ever have vivid nightmares?
Sometimes yes, and they usually wake me up, but I often forget what they were about.

3. Do you ever dream of yourself as someone else?
Umm no. O.o

4. How many dreams have you had about your crush/someone you love deeply?
Quite a few!

5. Do you ever dream of past events?
Rarely but they're usually uncomfortable events such as the loss of someone close, so I rather not remember any details.

6. Are your family/friends ever in your dreams?
Yes and thankfully not all of said dreams were of the depressing nature, so those I have no trouble trying to remember details about.

7. Where do most of your dreams take place (as in setting of the dream)?
Oddly random locations, so it's difficult to remember the details.

8. What is one thing you have had the most dreams about? (besides a crush)
Interacting with animated characters much like Eddie Valiant and Roger. It's epic and this sort of shit I DO love remembering!

9. Who is mostly in your dreams every night?
Moi.

10. Do you ever wake up crying from a dream?
The aforementioned depressing dreams, loss of those close to me, yes!

1. What are you doing at this moment?
Sitting here in my swivel chair writing up answers to this.

2. Talking to anyone?
Max. ^^

3. Eating?
Uhh nope.

4. Doing something naughty?
*just glared at Maxi in a hurr manner... He glared back in a double hurr manner! XDDD

5. Reading?
All of this TMI stuff and trying to proof read my answers.

6. Sleeping?
Uhhh in an hour or two.. O.o

7. What are you wearing?
Blue jeans, white tee top, und that's about it.

8. Music?
Uhhh not listening to anything at the moment. ^ ^

9. Surroundings?
Cozy computer den with hubby close by, can of soda at hand, soft white glow of the flat monitor, very quite purr of the cooling fan on front of the comp..yes front fan, this one has a front fan, and one for the power box in back too.. but they're almost too quite to hear, soft orange-white glow of the compact florescent above..

10. Where are you?
Whut I thought I just answered this.. See above.